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"12 Female Keywords Decoded !"
 


1. "Fine"

This is the word women use at the end of any argument
when they feel they are right but can't stand to hear
you argue any longer. It actually means that you should
shut up. (Never use "fine" to describe how she looks.
This will cause you to have one of those arguments).

2. "Five Minutes"

This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes
that your football game is going to last or the five minutes
that you use to play computer games with - before you take
out the rubbish bin. Women feel it's an even trade.

3. "Nothing"

"Nothing" means something and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman
has of wanting to turn you inside out and upside down.
"Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last
"Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

4. "Go Ahead" (with raised eyebrows)

This is NOT permission, it's a dare! If you mistake it for
permission, the result will be that the woman will get upset
over "Nothing" and you'll have a "Five-Minute" discussion
that will end with the word "Fine".

5. "Go Ahead" (normal eyebrows)

This is NOT permission either. It means "I give up" or "do what
you want, because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow
"Go Ahead" in a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine"
and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when
she cools off.

6. "Loud Sigh"

This is not actually a word, but is still, often, a verbal
statement very frequently misunderstood by men.
A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are a complete idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing".

7. "Soft Sigh"

Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" is one
of the few things that men actually understand. It means that
she is momentarily content. Your best bet is to not move,
or breathe, in the hope that the moment will last a bit longer.

8. "Oh!"

This word - followed by any statement - is trouble. Example;
"Oh! I talked to him about what you were doing last night".
If she says "Oh!" before a statement - run, do not walk,
to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine"
when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but
do not expect her to talk to you for at least two days.
("Oh!" as the lead to a sentence usually signifies that
you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get
out of it or you'll get a raised eyebrow & "Go Ahead".)

9. "That's Okay"

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can
say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think
long and hard before deciding what the penalty will be for
whatever you have done. Once she has had time to plan it out,
you are in for some mighty big trouble!

10. "Please Do"

This is not a statement, it is an offer. The woman is giving
you the chance to come up with an excuse for whatever you have
done. In other words, a chance to get yourself into even more
trouble. If you handle this correctly, you shouldn't get
a "That's Okay".

11. "Thanks"

The woman is just thanking you. Don't faint and don't look
for hidden meaning. Just say "you're welcome".

12. "Thanks A Lot"

"Thanks a Lot" is dramatically different from "Thanks". A woman
will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really mad at you. It is
usually followed by the "Loud Sigh". This means that you have
hurt her in some callous way. Be careful not to ask what is
wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

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1. "RE: 12 Female Keywords Decoded !"
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   Right on the money ! ! !
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   You've lightened my day.

"Thanks"
Shylyn

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