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greybeard*
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28-Oct-02, 01:17 PM (PST)
 
"Things to not say during sex"
 
   - You woke me up for that?
- Try breathing through your nose.
- A little rug burn ever hurt anyone!
- But whipped cream makes me break out.
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- So much for mouth-to-mouth.
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober...
- Try not to smear my make-up!
- Got any penicillin?
- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
- I want a baby!
- So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
- Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth...
- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
- I think you have it on backwards.
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs!
- Did I remember to take my pill?
- That leak better be from the waterbed!
- I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
- No, really... I do this part better myself!
- It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- You look younger than you feel.
- Perhaps you're just out of practice.
- They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
- I have a confession...
- Did you come yet, dear?
- When would you like to meet my parents?
- Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.
- Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO!
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
- How long do you plan to be "almost there"?

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mouseketeer
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28-Oct-02, 04:22 PM (PST)
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1. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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Howabout "is it in yet"?



I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." Steve Martin

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Nighthawk
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29-Oct-02, 03:03 AM (PST)
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2. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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I think I need another beer for this...

Nighthawk

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WB*
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29-Oct-02, 01:47 PM (PST)
 
3. "OK"
In response to message #0
 
   "If this goes any longer, it'll cost you another hundred..."

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SweetCaroline
Member since 29-Sep-02
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29-Oct-02, 03:26 PM (PST)
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5. "another no-no during sex !"
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"Here's the toothbrush & toothpaste, the deodorant, there's the shower, here's a clean towel...I'll get my vibrator out & start without you! I'll do you soon. I hope it's not over by the time you cum to bed!"


Sweet Caroline ~:~) XXOO
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trj_66
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30-Oct-02, 11:30 AM (PST)
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10. "RE: OK"
In response to message #3
 
   I've heard that one way too much.

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CTrash
Member since 17-Sep-02
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29-Oct-02, 03:17 PM (PST)
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4. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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   belive it or not, I've heard a large percentage of these from GF's and whores.

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NUNZIO
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29-Oct-02, 06:25 PM (PST)
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6. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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   God, what is that fishy smell ?????

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greybeard
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29-Oct-02, 11:18 PM (PST)
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7. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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a few more

- Did I mention the video camera?
- Could you pass me the remote control?
- Do you accept visa?
- I have AIDS.
- Hi, mom!
- your twin sister usually screams when I do this...

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salinassman
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30-Oct-02, 07:39 AM (PST)
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8. ""my AIDS is in remission""
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salinassman
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30-Oct-02, 07:40 AM (PST)
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9. "" do you smell tuna??""
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storm2120
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30-Oct-02, 05:12 PM (PST)
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11. "My addition"
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Some guys on RB say that HIV does not cause AIDS...

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PUMPIRE
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31-Oct-02, 03:56 PM (PST)
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13. "RE: My addition"
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   That was wonderful Mary... I, I, I, mean Jill...


The worst BJ I ever had... was still wonderful...

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greybeard
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30-Oct-02, 09:00 PM (PST)
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12. "and a few more"
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- Did I mention the video camera?
- Could you pass me the remote control?
- Do you accept visa?
- I have AIDS.
- Hi, mom!
- your sister always screams when I do this

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Pizzalunch
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01-Nov-02, 00:54 AM (PST)
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14. "RE: and a few more"
In response to message #12
 
   "Your boobs looked bigger in your photos." "Ouch!"

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SkyKing
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03-Nov-02, 09:21 PM (PST)
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15. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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   The Dwarf's name is Hector and his burro's is Molito.

SkyKing

http://briefcase.yahoo.com/skyking9876

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FrenchKiss
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03-Nov-02, 10:46 PM (PST)
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16. "RE: Things to not say during sex"
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Could you quit making all that noise? You're ruining my fantasy
Get off of me, can't you tell that I've already climaxed?
When you make that face, you kind of remind me of my Daddy.
Uh-oh, I think I just heard my husband's car pull into the driveway
Who on earth told you that women like it when you do that?
Well at least now I know what to get you for Christmas.
Oh my, what a cute little penis
All this rocking is making me a bit queasy. I think I'm going to be si-*BRRUUAAP
Sex is so over-rated

k

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HunkyCoyote*
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04-Nov-02, 02:06 PM (PST)
 
17. "I'm chokkk..."
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