>>Well, Dallas gets beaten by her
>>husband if she does not
>>come home with at least
>>a certain amount of money.
>>I hope all you guys
>>out there that have cheaped
>>her out feel really great
>It's not my fault her husband
Hey O.J., what do you say?
Think you will kill anybody today?
Remember that time you beat your wife?
Blamed it all on marital strife?
I know, I know, I should cut you some slack,
You were one hell of a running back,
You had had enough; your life is rough,
Being rich is just oh so tough,
And those Naked Gun movies had taken their toll
So you killed Ron and Nicole, God rest their souls,
Stabbed and slashed 'till they were dead,
Jesus, man, you almost cut off her head!
The public knew it was you, who else could it be?
They just wanted you to give up peacefully.
Your blood was everywhere, your DNA,
So you packed up your bags and ran away,
Not much of an escape though, it was very slow,
You didn't get far in that white bronco.
The police got you and threw you in jail,
The nerve, they didn't even let you post bail.
You went to court with Judge Ito,
Even your biggest fans figured your chances were low,
But they didn't know about a man, a great man,
Smooth as silk, rhymin' all the time, Johnny Cochran.
It turns out the LAPD was racist as can be,
Somehow Johnny had set you free.
The American Public paled,
Once again the system failed.
You said you'd get the guy Justice is after,
As interviewers tried to stifle their laughter.
"Seriously, he can't have gotten far,"
You'd say as you shot 8 over par.
But years later, things are getting back to normal...
O.J. though... what's this about you in a porno?